Noob Tutorial 1 by Constantin Step (.ePUB)
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Noob Tutorial 1 by Constantin Step
Requirements: .ePUB reader, 1.3 mb
Overview: Noob Difficulty? Surprise—it’s actually impossible!
What’s worse than your microwave dying on pizza day? Getting drafted into an alien survival game when all I wanted was to binge-watch shows.
My life was perfect until godlike aliens threw humanity into their cosmic war. Earth’s about to be overrun by monsters and Rifts, but first we’ve got to choose our Tutorials. Think you’re tough for picking Hell Difficulty? I went with Noob Difficulty—the one for real men! And the System totally didn’t trick me into it…
Now I’m stuck in a deathmatch among a million others with the power to control duct tape (jealous?), while everyone else flings fireballs or bends reality. Magic Cards? Well, the System screwed me there, too. The Trials are deadlier than my pizza withdrawal, and it doesn’t help that only losers end up here—with some rare exceptions…
Like Emilia—a cheat-like ability and a hero complex the size of a planet. She wants to save everyone, even me. Cute, isn’t it? Let’s just hope heroism isn’t contagious. The last thing I need is a conscience.
So here I am, stuck in a nightmare where survival seems impossible. But while everyone laughs at my powers, once I master them, duct tape just might fix everything—even this mess. And then, I won’t just survive.
I’ll goddamn thrive.
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
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