Killer Cows by John Moyles (.ePUB)
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Killer Cows: And Other (Partially) True Stories From the Blue Ridge Mountains by John Moyles
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Overview: You get true-enough tall tales of growing up in the Blue Ridge Mountains, where every chore could end in disaster, every river trip was a near-death experience, and every plan was one good idea short of working.
Why You’ll Love This Book
Hilarious tall tales in the tradition of Patrick McManus and Jean Shepherd — campfire-ready, but with a Southern Appalachian twist.
Coming-of-age comedy for Gen-X, Boomers, and anyone who ever thought “we should have died, but didn’t.”
Absurd misadventures with BB guns, canoes, junkyard cars, terrible flashlights, frozen SPAM, and one suspiciously evil herd of cattle.
A recurring cast of brothers, sidekicks, and neighbors who never learned their lesson — and Virginia herself, the state that always makes the weather worse.
Perfect for nostalgia: relive childhood summers, small-town chaos, and the glorious lack of adult supervision that defined the late ’70s and ’80s.
Inside the Covers
Blue Ridge Baptism – A batch of early disasters: chores that nearly killed us, storms we couldn’t outsmart, and one uncle whose arrival always brought bad weather.
Boy Scouts Without the Merit Badges – More than a few camping trips gone wrong: cows with murder in their eyes, tarps pretending to be sails, BB guns, and fire that never started where we wanted.
Tom Foolery – Dozens of driveway stunts, brotherhood bruises, and half-baked rules of survival we invented on the fly.
I Can’t Drive 55 – First cars, bad bridges, busted brakes, and every “shortcut” that turned into a tow.
Working for the Man – A whole collection of grease-soaked jobs: polyester uniforms, fryer disasters, and fast-food tyrants who made us wish for chores back home.
Rock and Roll, Parties, and Other Disasters – More than one cymbal hit the pond: garage-band chaos, parties that ended with cops, and side hustles that should’ve ended with insurance claims.
Lessons from the Blue Ridge – Short takes and longer reflections on what actually stuck — besides scars, inside jokes, and rules nobody else bothered to write down.
Perfect For Readers Who Love…
Bill Bryson’s travel humor, Patrick McManus’s outdoor misadventures, or any funny memoir that turns ordinary life into absurd comedy
Tall tales and rural comedy (Foxfire meets The Red Green Show)
Nostalgic Gen-X or Boomer storytelling — and for younger readers, a peek at what happens when you live most of your life outside of direct adult supervision
Coming-of-age chaos with BB guns, busted cars, and backroads adventure.
Genre: Fiction > General Fiction/Classics
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